I am of the belief that people have WAYYYYYY too much time on their hands. Here is an example. Someone decided to write a review for Coleman Enamelware Dining Kit on Target.com through the eyes of Lost character Richard Alpert. Here is what was written:
Sturdy even amidst the Hostiles
I'm really a fan of the blue set, but this will do. This camping set really stood the test of time. I travel a lot in an unconventional manner. The cup never leaked and even under conditions unfit for polar bears, really maintained its integrity.
I'm around smoke a lot and the plates have stayed intact despite numerous physicists disrupting my lunchtime. The utensils are great for cutting through boar and other island delicacies.
The set is also stylish. I am unashamed to pair the cup with my J.Crew duds and fashionable eyeliner. A kid came over from another camp just a few weeks ago and once he woke up from his trip to the temple, he agreed that the plate set would be perfect for serving ham.
In conclusion, if you are ever in a plane crash on an island inhabited by hippies, a hydrogen bomb, and a crying spinal surgeon, make sure you have this camping set at your side.
I'm around smoke a lot and the plates have stayed intact despite numerous physicists disrupting my lunchtime. The utensils are great for cutting through boar and other island delicacies.
The set is also stylish. I am unashamed to pair the cup with my J.Crew duds and fashionable eyeliner. A kid came over from another camp just a few weeks ago and once he woke up from his trip to the temple, he agreed that the plate set would be perfect for serving ham.
In conclusion, if you are ever in a plane crash on an island inhabited by hippies, a hydrogen bomb, and a crying spinal surgeon, make sure you have this camping set at your side.
(H/T The Ack Attack!)
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