Free Burritos for a Year

I love (LOVE) Slickdeals. There are great deals, discounts can be found on things you want to buy, and sometimes you can impress your friends and loved ones by sending them cool stuff...and sometimes you come upon stuff like this (down in the offer):

 

...and that’s not all, our sponsors have very generously supported the program and are providing all Argyle Club Members:

- Garmin is providing Factory Direct pricing on 2 Garmin products, including a savings of up to $130 on a team Edge 705

- Chipotle is providing all members “FREE BURRITOS for the YEAR”

- Felt is providing a discount of 10% on bikes, including Team Editions

- Pearl is providing 40% off up to $1000 in purchases

- Shimano is providing exclusive pricing on the new R310 Shoe

- Giro is providing 20% of the team issue helmet and havic glasses

- Pedros is providing a Free “Pit Kit’ to keep your bike looking like a team mechanic just washed it.

- Camelbak is providing two free Team Edition Podium Bottles

The introductory pricing for the first 100 members is $995 for the year.

 

This is one of the things wrong with out country. This is a Pro Cycling Team group...supposedly promoting health and fitness and the like. And they're giving you 365 days of free Chipotle. I love Chipotle as much as my fellow man, but you would have to eat about 200 burritos a year to pay for the membership. Bathrooms everywhere are quivering at the thought...