Dustin Pedroia is a Whiny Little Bitch

Boy it feels good to write that title. Here is Dustin Pedroia in the Portland Press Herald (via The Big Lead):

“Our infield (stinks). It’s the worst in the game. I’m not lying about that. That is true. I think about those things. That stuff upsets me. My job is to take 1,000 groundballs a day. Other guys’ job is to get the field perfect so we can play baseball.”

Pedroia is peeved because he wasn't able to turn a double play in the 8th inning of the game. He did not, however, mention that he was able to turn a double play in the sixth inning, which--and this must be just a coincidence--was turned on the same playing surface.

The Big Lead ends with a zinger:

Classy guy, that Dustin. Must get it from his pedophile brother.

Classy he is not, that whiny, little Keebler Elf-like bitch. Maybe all he needed was "a little bit of luck".