Nick Swisher Is Pitching

Yeah...that's how bad it's gotten. He actually just struck out a batter. It's 15-5. Ouch. Just ouch.

Though it's pretty much equal ouch now for Gabe Kapler who struck out on a NICK SWISHER PALMBALL.

At least we didn't lose on our home stadium on the first night to one of the worst teams in the league...maybe it was that cat on the mound.

I can't make fun of the Mets. Michael Kay just said Nick Swisher was their most successful pitcher all game. Crap. BRUTAL!